EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
"OZIL-LITE" ASSISTS SPURS TO VICTORY AGAIN AS FULHAM FALTER.
BORE SCORE DRAW AT VILLA PARK WITH 8 PLAYERS BAGGING BAPS!
PENS THE WORD AS 2 SPOT KICKS ARE CONVERTED IN DRAW AT CARDIFF.
TOON FAIL TO PICK BONY AND RECORD ANOTHER DEFEAT AT ST JAMES'.
JEDI-MASTER SEALS IT FROM 12 YARDS AS PALACE LOOK LIKE A DELIGHT!
BLACK CATS SNUFF THE WICK OUT OF CHELSEA'S TITLE PUSH & JM'S RECORD.
LIVERPOOL PUT IN A STERLING SHOW AT CARROW ROAD & GAIN 5PTS LEAD.
RAMBO'S BACK TO HIS BEST AS ARSENAL WIN CUP FINAL REHEARSAL.
IT STARTED WHERE IT BEGAN, BUT MOYES LOSES & IS DULY SACKED!
ARGENTINE-INSPIRED WIN AT THE ETIHAD KEEPS CITY IN THE TITLE RACE.
AND FINALLY...
DON'T HIRE A TROPHY-LESS MANAGER TO LEAD A TROPHY-LADEN TEAM!
*"LESSLINES" is a portmanteau of Lessons and Headlines. They are intended to be bite-sized summations of what we learnt during the Gameweek!
