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AMAZING AGUERO LEADS HART-LESS CITY TO 7 STAR VICTORY!
TOON REMAIN MOURINHO'S BOGEY TEAM WITH SHOCK WIN.
ILL-DISCIPLINED BLACK CATS ARE MAULED TO BITS BY THE TIGERS.
BEGOVIC BECOMES STOKE'S JOINT TOP SCORER IN STALEMATE v SAINTS.
PALACE SUFFER MORE WOE AS 'BROM BAG AN EASY WIN AT HOME.
NO GOALS AT THE BOLEYN GROUND AS VILLA & IRONS SHOOT BLANKS.
RAMBO-INSPIRED GUNNERS BEAT LIVERPOOL & EXTEND LEAD TO 5 PTS.
TOFFEES & SPURS PLAY IT SAFE IN DAMP SQUIB NO SCORE DRAW.
TOFFEES & SPURS PLAY IT SAFE IN DAMP SQUIB NO SCORE DRAW.
PL'S FIRST EVER SOUTH WALES DERBY ENDS WITH A VICTORY FOR CARDIFF.
IF YOU HAVE VORM, MARTIN, GIROUD & LUKAKU YOU MUST BE DEFLATED.
IF YOU HAVE BEGOVIC, CAULKER, RAMSEY & AGUERO YOU MUST BE ELATED!
AND FINALLY...
DON'T BENCH RAMBO & MARSHALL AT HOME... I DID! DON'T ASK...
*"LESSLINES" is a portmanteau of Lessons and Headlines. They are intended to be bite-sized summations of what we learnt during the Gameweek!