Thursday, 1 March 2012

Application for England Manager Vacancy

FAO: The Football Association

Re: Application for England Manager vacancy
Thursday 1st March, 2012
Dear Mr Bernstein

After much consideration I have decided to apply for the vacant full-time position of
England national team manager. Taking into account the subjective eligibility criteria set
by media consensus, fans' fervour and a bit of common sense, I believe that I am the
suitable candidate for the role due to the following reasons:


  • British National? (Yes)
  • Born in England? (Yes)
  • Raised in England? (Yes)
  • Native English Speaker? (Yes)
  • Football tournament experience? (Yes)
  • Visited Wembley Football Stadium? (Yes)
  • Worked for a Premier League Club? (Yes)
  • Watched the England national team play in person? (Yes)
  • Football management and organisational experience? (Yes)
  • Knowledge of football tactics and coaching methods? (Yes)
  • Awareness and understand of the national team's history? (Yes)
  • Supporter of England's national football team since childhood? (Yes)
  

Additional Information: 

  • Willing to manage the England national team for free.
  • Available to be in charge on a potential trial basis for Euro 2012.
  • Open-minded to the possibility of appointing an all-English backroom team.
  • Likely to take a flexible but firm approach when dealing with club managers.
  • Keen endorser of positive youth development as part of cyclical regeneration.

I trust that the aforementioned credentials will be of great interest to you. Please reply
back to this application as acknowledgment of receipt.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Chief of FPLH
http://www.fantasypremierleaguehints.blogspot.com